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The Cocktail Menu
World-class cocktails crafted with top-shelf spirits. Ready in 30 seconds. Want ten of the same? Go for it. We've seen worse decisions on a balance sheet.
01 / 11
The Productivity Hack
Espresso Martini
What's better than coffee? Coffee with rum. Obviously.
Premium Spiced Rum · Artisanal Coffee Liqueur · Cold Brew Coffee · Vanilla & Cinnamon Syrup
Think of this as the 5pm stand-up you actually want to attend. Rich cold brew coffee meets premium spiced rum, balanced with warm vanilla and a whisper of cinnamon. The sophisticated coffee finish hits like a well-executed EOFY report — deeply satisfying and impossible to argue with. Unlike your inbox, this one practically solves itself.
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10.7% ABV · 1.1 std drinks · 130ml
02 / 11
The Balanced Statement
Tommy's Margarita
When your books are this balanced, you deserve a round.
Olmeca ALTOS Tequila · Fresh Lime Juice · Señor Maguey Agave Syrup
Three ingredients. Zero compromise. Just like a perfectly structured P&L — everything is exactly where it should be. Premium tequila, fresh lime, and natural agave in precise, deliberate harmony. No artificial fillers, no hidden line items, no last-minute adjustments before lodgement. Just clarity in a pouch. Cate would approve.
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12.5% ABV · 1.2 std drinks · 130ml
03 / 11
The Hidden Asset
Elderflower Gin Gimlet
Delicate, elegant, and wildly underrated. Much like a well-managed cashflow.
Ink Gin · Fresh Lime Juice · Organic Sugar · Elderflower Extract
The kind of cocktail that makes people ask "what is that?" at every event — which, coincidentally, is also what happens when your business finally has a real financial operation behind it. Botanical Ink Gin with floral elderflower and bright citrus, perfectly balanced with organic sugar. Sophisticated without trying too hard. Exactly how your books should feel.
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11.0% ABV · 1.1 std drinks · 130ml
04 / 11
The Diversified Portfolio
Mai Tai
Multiple income streams. Mutual complexity. Maximum reward.
Caribbean Rums · Orgeat · Fresh Lime · Pierre Ferrand Dry Curaçao
Never put all your rum in one barrel — that's just good financial sense. This tropical masterpiece layers Caribbean rums with nutty orgeat, bright lime, and French Curaçao for a complexity that rewards attention. Like a well-structured investment portfolio, every element has a purpose. The result? Returns that are nothing short of exceptional. SBFO would call this "optimised." We just call it delicious.
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13.5% ABV · 1.4 std drinks · 130ml
05 / 11
The Year-End Treat
Fabulous AF Cosmo
For when the tax return comes back and you're actually getting a refund.
Archie Rose Vodka · Raspberry · Strawberry Syrup · Lime Juice · Pierre Ferrand Dry Curaçao · Caramel · Citric Acid
Because sometimes the numbers work out beautifully and you absolutely deserve to celebrate. Archie Rose Vodka meets raspberry, strawberry, and a hit of caramel — sharp citrus keeping everything honest (just like a good bookkeeper). Vibrant, unapologetically delicious, and frankly, fabulous. The name is not an accident.
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11.5% ABV · 1.2 std drinks · 130ml
06 / 11
The Positive Cashflow
Piña Colada
More coming in than going out. The dream scenario for your business and your glass.
Caribbean Rum · Coconut Cream · Fresh Pineapple Juice
Creamy. Tropical. Dangerously easy to enjoy. If your finances felt this smooth, you'd be retired on a beach already. Caribbean rum with velvety coconut cream and sweet pineapple — it's like a direct deposit from paradise. This is what cash flow positive feels like, except you can drink it. And unlike a BAS, there's no lodgement deadline.
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10.0% ABV · 1.0 std drinks · 130ml
07 / 11
The Local Market Opportunity
Aussie Berry Bliss
Homegrown, fresh, and punching well above its weight. Sound familiar?
Australian Spirits · Native Berry Blend · Fresh Citrus
Born and brewed on home turf, this one's a love letter to Australian business. Native berries and fresh citrus deliver a vibrant burst that's both familiar and genuinely surprising — the kind of thing that makes you wonder why you weren't doing it sooner. A bit like letting SBFO get their hands on your accounts, really.
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11.0% ABV · 1.1 std drinks · 130ml
08 / 11
The Unexpected Audit Win
Shiso Sour
Unexpected. Refreshing. Makes you question everything you thought you knew.
Japanese Whisky · Shiso Leaf · Yuzu Citrus · Egg White Foam
This one surprises everyone. Japanese whisky meets aromatic shiso, tart yuzu, and silky egg white foam — an Asian-inspired elegance that rewires your palate in the best possible way. Much like discovering your BAS has always been wrong and you've actually been overpaying for three years. That kind of delightful surprise. Worth trying at least once.
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11.5% ABV · 1.2 std drinks · 130ml
09 / 11
The EOFY Celebration
Amaretto Whisky Sour
Sweet meets sour. Just like tax season — except you'll actually want this one.
Premium Whisky · Amaretto Liqueur · Fresh Lemon Juice · Egg White
Premium whisky and silky amaretto collide with fresh lemon in a cocktail that somehow manages to be both bold and smooth. There's a warmth here that feels earned — like the satisfaction of submitting on time and under budget. The frothy egg white finish is the kind of texture that makes you slow down, which is exactly what Cate's team is trying to give you more time to do.
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13.0% ABV · 1.3 std drinks · 130ml
10 / 11
The Star Performer
Pornstar Martini
The one that consistently overdelivers. Every. Single. Time.
Premium Vodka · Madagascar Vanilla · Passion Fruit · Prosecco
When your KPIs look this good, you don't apologise for the name. Premium vodka infused with Madagascar vanilla meets lush passion fruit — it's indulgent, playful, and delivers on every promise. Just like your new financial team. Comes with a shot of Prosecco on the side, because some results deserve a proper toast. Cate's team calls this "exceeding forecast."
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11 / 11
The Late Lodgement
Granny Smith Fireball
Tart, fiery, and arrives when you least expect it. Just like a penalty notice.
Apple Vodka · Green Apple · Cinnamon Fireball Liqueur · Citric Acid
Don't let the name fool you — this is the boldest cocktail in the pack. Tart Granny Smith apple slams headfirst into cinnamon fireball heat, with a citric bite that keeps it sharp, refreshing, and completely addictive. It's the cocktail equivalent of a notification you didn't expect but are absolutely glad you got. Best enjoyed after work. Preferably on a Friday.
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14.0% ABV · 1.4 std drinks · 130ml