Granny's Pick · Limited Run
$14 doesn't usually buy you
this much trouble.
A bartender-built Granny Smith Fireball pouch — tart green apple, cinnamon burn, lime, melon, caramel. Activatable. Granny-approved.
AUD · Per pouch · 0.9 standard drinks
There's a reason your bar shelf is mostly disappointment
Most ready-to-drinks taste like regret.
Sugary. Watery. Rocket Fuel. The kind of thing you drink when there's nothing else. We started MXTology because we were sick of opening the fridge and finding nothing worth the calories.
Cans full of sugar that hit you like a sledgehammer the next morning.
Bottles of mystery RTD that taste like artificial fruit and broken promises.
Pouches of ethanol that felt fun until tomorrow's meeting.
The fix
A real cocktail.
In a pouch.
For forteen dollars.
Granny Smith Fireball is what happens when you take that wild Fireball-shot energy and put it in the hands of a real bartender. Tart, warm, balanced, ridiculously easy.
Inside the pouch
Five flavours.
Built to play together.
Crisp orchard tartness.
Fireball burn, refined.
Surprise sweetness.
Warm, round, easy.
Keeps it bright.
Four steps. Bartender not required.
Open. Close. Shake. Sip.
Open
Pop the seal. Our patented pouch naturally expands and takes in a deep breath of fresh air.
Close
Re-seal. The fresh air is now locked in with your cocktail — exactly where a real bartender wants it.
Shake
Shake it like you mean it. Citrus livens up. Sours and espresso martinis get that perfect crema on top.
Sip
Tastes like it was literally just made. Over a big rock, in a coupe, or straight from the pouch.
Real Granny. Real Pouch.
"It's wildness, refined."
When even your nan picks the Fireball off the shelf and won't put it down, you know you've made something right.
Granny's Free-Shipping Trick
Don't stop at one.
Every cocktail in the MXTology lineup is Amazeballs. Stocking the cabinet costs less than you think — and Granny figured out how to ship it free.
The Math, Dear
The Whole Gang ($132)
+ 2 more pouches
= Free shipping. Cabinet sorted.
11 cocktails. 1 click. Granny's smartest move.
Grab The Whole Gang →Promise
If Granny wouldn't drink it,
we wouldn't sell it.
Every pouch is bartender-built and hand-checked before it leaves the cellar. Don't love it? Tell us. We make it right.
The fine print, made friendly
Questions Granny gets asked.
What's an "Activatable Cocktail™"?
Funny story — we invented our pouch by accident, mid taste-test. Now patented. Open it and the pouch naturally expands, taking in a deep breath of fresh air. Re-seal, and that fresh air is locked in with your cocktail. Then you shake — exactly like a bartender would. The shake livens up the flavours (especially citrus) and gives sours and espresso martinis that perfect crema on top. Every sip tastes like it was literally just made. Our patented pouches lock in freshness fresher than 98% of bars.
How strong is it?
8.7% ABV. 0.9 standard drinks per pouch. Roughly the same as a glass of wine — but a hell of a lot more interesting.
When will it arrive?
Ships across Australia, fast. Most metro orders land in 2–4 business days. Free shipping over $150.
Does it expire?
Best within 12 months of pouching. Honestly, it won't last that long.
Can I gift it?
Absolutely. Send The Whole Gang to a housewarming, or send a Bar Tab gift card and let them pick.
Last call
Pour one for
future-you.
$14 a pouch. Limited time. Free shipping over $150. Granny's instructions are clear: don't go telling everybody.
"Don't go telling everybody, dear.
This little price won't last."
— Granny