Hens Night, Sorted — MXTology Hens Packs
For the maid of honour who's got everything else sorted
Hens Night, Sorted. Bar-made cocktails delivered to the door — no bartender, no glass, no "who's bringing the drinks?"
Two premium cocktails for every guest, in glass-free pouches, for under $25 a head. Open, close, shake and sip. You go back to being a guest.
See the three hens packs ↓You know exactly how this goes.
Bride: honestly just something low-key at the Airbnb, nothing crazy 🥰
You: easy!! leave it with me
Bridesmaid #3: is someone bringing drinks or are we all just bringing our own??
Bridesmaid #1: the Airbnb says no glass by the pool btw
Bridesmaid #3: also who's making them lol I'm not standing at the bench all night
You: …
Twelve women, four drink preferences, one group chat that goes quiet the second someone asks who's paying for the vodka. And somehow it's your name on the booking, your card on the deposit, and your night that ends up spent shaking cocktails for other people.
The hens is the one night the bride actually gets to relax before the wedding takes over. It should be the one night you do too.
What if the bar just… turned up?
MXTology cocktails are bar-made in Australia with real spirits, sealed in a pouch. Pornstar Martini, Espresso Martini, Tommy's Margarita, Piña Colada, Fabulous Cosmopolitan, Granny Smith Fireball. They arrive before you do. Everyone picks their own. Nobody mixes anything.
- No bartender. Open, close, shake and sip. Ten seconds, every time.
- No glass. Pool, boat, beach, party bus, the Airbnb with the strict house rules — all fine.
- No esky maths. Two cocktails per guest is already counted for you.
- No splitting bills. One link, one price, one "done" in the group chat.
- Looks like you tried. Lanyards on the 40 and 60 packs — the bride's photos come out better than everyone else's hens.
Pick the pack that matches your crew
🤍 The I Do Crew
20 cocktails · up to 10 guests
$249
$24.90 a head for two bar-quality cocktails
The intimate one. Dinner-at-the-house hens, the close crew, the "nothing crazy" brief.
Sort the 20-pack👑 The Main Character
40 cocktails + 8 lanyards · up to 20 guests
$479
Under $12 a cocktail · lanyards included
The full hens night. Enough for the whole guest list plus the "oh she's coming too" additions.
Sort the 40-pack💍 The Last Fling Before the Ring
60 cocktails + 12 lanyards + 10 Seoul Tonics · the whole weekend
$699
$11.65 a cocktail · shared across a full crew over the weekend
The hens weekend away. Friday arrival drinks, Saturday by the pool, Sunday brunch with a non-alcoholic Korean pear tonic.
Sort the weekend packFree Express Post Australia-wide on every hens pack. Tell us the hens date in your order notes and we'll dispatch to land ahead of it.
"Will it actually taste like a cocktail?"
That's the question everyone asks and the reason we only sell pouches, not premix cans. These are the same recipes and real spirits you'd get across a bar — just already made. Our repeat customers' most re-ordered cocktail is the Pornstar Martini, and the Espresso Martini is the one that gets the "wait, this is from a pouch?" reaction.
Timing, for the planner in you
Summer weddings mean hens weekends are landing October through January. Order once the date's locked and the guest list is roughly settled — we recommend two weeks before, so it's in the cupboard and off your list.
Choose your pack ↑Quick answers
Do I need to keep them cold?
Chill before serving, like any cocktail. An esky of ice at the Airbnb is the classic set-up.
Is two per guest enough?
It's designed as the pre-drinks and the afternoon, not the whole night. Most crews add a case of bubbles for toasts.
Can we choose which cocktails?
Each pack comes as a curated mix of the six favourites so there's something for the espresso girl, the marg girl and the "just something fruity" girl. Want a specific split? Put it in order notes and we'll do our best.
Can I ship it straight to the Airbnb?
Yes — use the accommodation address and put the check-in date in the notes. Most hosts are happy to receive a parcel; message them first.
How strong are they?
Bar strength. One pouch is one cocktail. Please share them around and pace the night.
MXTology is an Australian-made premium cocktail. 18+ only. We support the responsible service and enjoyment of alcohol — please celebrate the bride, not the tally. Prices in AUD.
