The Muster Pack — 12 Glass-Free Cocktails for a Long Weekend in the Paddock
Pointing the ute west this long weekend? Bring the bar with you.
Whatever muster, bash or paddock you're heading to over the October long weekend, most of the campground will spend it on the same warm tinnies. Twelve of yours could be bar-made cocktails — glass-free, clipped to a lanyard, sealed against the dust.
Or build your own: $14 a pouch · $13 each on 3+ · $12 each on 6+ · pick your cocktails →
Every Muster Pack includes Express Post — or mix your own and pick Express Post 2-day for $30 at checkout. We dispatch from Canberra. Order by 4pm Friday 25 September and it lands early the following week, well before the long weekend.
Last orders 4pm Friday 25 SeptemberIt rained on the Mundi Mundi Plains. Nobody put their drink down.
Hundreds of festival-goers took MXTOLOGY out onto the Mundi Mundi Plains last month. Then the rain came in. They clipped the pouch to the lanyard and kept dancing — both hands up, drink still going, nothing to spill and nothing to break. That's the whole idea: a bar cocktail you can wear. A long weekend in a paddock is the same kind of weekend: a tailgate, no glass, and two nights you want both hands for.
The Muster Pack — twelve rounds, one box.
The curated dozen for two big nights in the paddock
- 2× Pornstar Martini
- 2× Espresso Martini
- 1× Granny Smith Fireball
- 1× Fabulous Cosmopolitan
- 1× Tommy's Margarita
- 1× Amaretto Whisky Sour
- 1× Elderflower Gin Gimlet
- 1× Aussie Berry Bliss
- 1× Shiso Sour
- 1× Piña Colada
- Ten different cocktails — enough range that the whole camp finds one, and doubled up on the crowd-pleasers so nobody misses out.
- Nothing else to pack — no spirits, no mixers, no shaker, no limes, no cups. Twelve finished cocktails, and that's the whole bar.
- Standard drinks printed on every label (0.9–1.6 per pouch) — easy to pace across two big nights.
- Free lanyard in the box — clip it on, both hands back.
Twelve bar cocktails at festival-bar prices: $264–$336. Here: $159 with Express Post included. Twelve singles on the 6+ rate plus $30 Express would be $174 — the pack is $15 cheaper, with the choosing done for you.
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Clip it on and get your hands back.
Any paddock is dusty by Saturday afternoon and your hands are always full — camp chair, tailgate, esky lid, someone's ute door. Every MXTOLOGY order comes with a lanyard, and the pouch clips straight onto it.
- Wear it, don't carry it. The cocktail hangs on your chest. One hand for the chair, one for the tailgate, drink still going.
- Reseal and walk. Cap it between sips and wander three sites down. It's still there when you get back.
- Seals against the dust. A resealed pouch stays clean in a way an open can never does.
- No cups, no washing up. The pouch is the vessel. Drink from it, or pour it over ice — nothing to wash in the morning.
- Free lanyard with every order. The one Gordon Ramsay is wearing further down this page.
You do the ten-second shake. We did the ten years behind the bar.
These aren't premix. Every recipe is built to bar spec with real spirits and real citrus, mixed fresh in Australia, then sealed while it's still a cocktail. The last step — the bit a bartender does with a shaker — is yours, and it takes ten seconds.
Open
Crack the cap and let a breath of air in. The pouch expands like a shaker tin.
Close
Seal it back up tight. Now you're holding a shaker with the drink already in it.
Shake
Ten seconds. This is what builds the crema on the sours and lifts the citrus — exactly what a bartender's shaker does. A bottle can't. A can can't.
Sip
Straight from the pouch, or over ice in whatever's clean. Bar-quality, at your camp chair on the tray.
What a bar charges for a Pornstar Martini, versus what one costs in the Muster Pack — no queue, no walk back, no closing time. Spend the esky space on something worth the drive.
Or stock the camp bar your way.
All eleven cocktails, lightest to strongest. Tap to add — mix any combo and the price drops automatically.
Mix any cocktails — the discount applies automatically at checkout. Building your own? Choose Express Post — 2 Day Delivery for $30 at checkout so it still lands before you leave. Free lanyard with every order.
“I’ll just decant some spirits into soft drink bottles.”
Fair enough — plenty of people do, and it works. But it's a plan for getting drunk, not a plan for a good drink. Here's the honest comparison.
Half a dozen bottles of mystery
- Buy the spirits, the mixers, the limes and the ice — then find something to carry it all in.
- Pour it at home and hope you got the ratio right. No jigger at camp, no second chance.
- Pack cups, a knife, a board, a bottle opener, and something to wash them in.
- It's warm bourbon and flat cola by 9pm, and nobody knows how strong anything is.
- Cups and half-full bottles all over the site in the morning, and it all has to come home again.
One item. Already a cocktail.
- Made at bar spec by people who do this for a living, with real spirits and real citrus.
- Ten seconds of shaking is the entire preparation. No measuring, no mixers, no shaker.
- The pouch is the vessel — nothing to pack, nothing to wash, nothing to break.
- Icy cold from the esky, and exactly as strong as the label says: 0.9–1.6 standard drinks.
- Reseals, clips to the lanyard, and packs out flat when you bump out.
Both plans get you a drink. Only one of them tastes like the bar you'd actually choose. And at $12–$14 a cocktail, it's cheaper than the round you'd buy anywhere with a bar.
Why it works at a bush campsite.
Zero glass
Most campgrounds and events ban glass. Pouches are glass-free and crush-proof — check the current conditions of entry for wherever you're heading before you pack.
Hands-free on the lanyard
Clip it on and wear your cocktail. Both hands back for the chair, the tailgate and the chorus. Free lanyard with every order.
Nothing else to pack
No spirits, no mixers, no cups, no limes, no chopping board. Twelve pouches and your camp bar is fully stocked.
Packs flat, both ways
130ml a serve. A round of real cocktails weighs less than one wine bottle and folds down to nothing when you bump out.
Keeps 12 months
CitrusFresh™ keeps them fresher than 98% of bars, so whatever camp doesn't get through comes home just as good.
Standard drinks on the label
0.9–1.6 per pouch, printed on every one — far easier to pace across two nights than free-pouring spirits at camp.
“You've given people their most valuable resource back. Their time. It's bloody brilliant.”
What festival-goers say about the cocktails in this pack.
Verified Okendo reviews left on the individual MXTOLOGY cocktails inside the Muster Pack, by people who took them camping and to festivals.
Pick me up!!
“Bought for the Mundi Mundi Bash, these were just the little pick me up, either as a starter or as s nice finisher. No glass makes them a perfect festival and travel addition”
Just add salt
“Bloody delicious and dangerous!! Hard to stop on these ones. Either from the pouch or a bit fancy in a glass with a salt rim and it's top notch 👌”
Amazing summer party starter
“Luv luv luved these babies....... was able to socialise and dance while not putting my drink down. These should be available at every club and festival”
Best way to drink
“One of my favorite cocktails in the easiest way to drink it. Even better that it's in a pouch, and attached to the lanyard... No glass means I can be in more places with my drink.”
Love the party box!
“I've been loving using the party box for a lucky dip drink every day. Very impressed with how good they taste (just like the real thing!). These would be ideal for camping or a picnic. Cheers!”
Mai Tai
“No glass, no swag, Just rum in a bag. Sip, smile, relax Tastes like beach and snacks.”
Can you take cocktail pouches camping where glass is banned?
Yes — that's exactly what they're for. MXTOLOGY pouches are a pre-mixed spirit cocktail in a completely glass-free, crush-proof, resealable 130ml pouch that clips to a lanyard, so they suit campgrounds and events with no-glass rules. Every event sets its own conditions of entry, including how much alcohol you can bring and where you can drink it, and those rules can change — always check the current published conditions for wherever you're heading before you pack. MXTOLOGY is an independent brand and can't speak for any event's rules. Each pouch is a complete bar-quality cocktail (8.7–16% ABV, 0.9–1.6 standard drinks), and the Muster Pack includes Express Post from Canberra.
Four things worth sorting before you point the ute west.
None of it is complicated — but it's a lot easier to sort in your driveway than in the paddock:
- Order by 4pm Friday 25 September. Express Post is included and it lands early the following week — well before you load the ute.
- Check your campground's conditions. Every event and campground publishes its own rules on alcohol and glass. Read the current version before you pack — we can't speak for any of them.
- Pack ice, not glassware. The pouch is the shaker and the glass. One bag of ice on top of twelve pouches and the camp bar is open.
- Pace it off the label. Standard drinks are printed on every pouch (0.9–1.6). Two nights is a long time — make them good ones.
✕ Leave at home
Spirits, mixers, limes, chopping board, shaker, cups, and anything made of glass. None of it needs to come.
✓ Bring
Twelve finished cocktails, one free lanyard, a bag of ice. Same esky as everyone else. Considerably better camp.
Express Post is included on this pack. Nothing to select, nothing added at checkout. We dispatch from Canberra. Order by 4pm Friday 25 September and yours lands early the following week, with room to spare before the long weekend.
Long weekend camping cocktails, answered.
What's in the Muster Pack?
Twelve pouches, weighted to the crowd-pleasers: 2× Pornstar Martini and 2× Espresso Martini, plus one each of Granny Smith Fireball, Fabulous Cosmopolitan, Tommy's Margarita, Amaretto Whisky Sour, Elderflower Gin Gimlet, Aussie Berry Bliss, Shiso Sour and Piña Colada. $159 with Express Post included — last orders 4pm Friday 25 September.
Which musters and festivals is this for?
Any of them. The pack was built for long weekends in a paddock — musters, bashes, B&S balls, country shows and campgrounds — anywhere with no glass and a lot of dust. It isn't tied to, affiliated with or endorsed by any particular event.
Can I take these where glass is banned?
MXTOLOGY pouches are completely glass-free and crush-proof, so they pack straight into the esky. Most campgrounds and events ban glass, and every event sets its own rules on what you can bring — always check the current conditions of entry for wherever you're heading. We can't speak for any event's rules.
How much alcohol can I bring to an event?
That's set by each event's own conditions of entry, and they change — check the current published rules for wherever you're heading. We're an independent brand and can't speak for any event. What we can tell you: each pouch is a 130ml pre-mixed spirit cocktail, glass-free, with the standard drinks printed on the label.
When do I need to order by?
Order by 4pm Friday 25 September and the included Express Post has it to you early the following week. We dispatch from Canberra — ordering early is still the safest way to be sure it beats you there.
How does the hands-free lanyard work?
Every order comes with a free MXTOLOGY lanyard, and the pouch clips straight onto it — so the cocktail hangs on your chest and both hands stay free. Reseal the cap between sips and you can wander the campground, drop the tailgate or set up a chair without putting your drink down anywhere.
Are these actually bar-quality, or are they premix?
Bar-quality. Every recipe is built to bar spec with real top-shelf spirits and real citrus, mixed fresh in Australia at 8.7–16% ABV, then sealed. The one step left is the shake — ten seconds in the pouch does exactly what a bartender's shaker does, including building the crema on the sours. Gordon Ramsay chose them for his winning team on Food Stars, and 1,200+ verified reviews average 4.9 stars.
How do you drink a cocktail pouch?
Open · Close · Shake · Sip: open the spout to let air in, close the lid, shake for ten seconds to liven the citrus and build the crema, then sip — straight from the spout or poured over ice. No shaker, no mixers, nothing to wash up.
Is twelve enough for the weekend?
Most campers land around 2–3 a day, so a twelve-pack covers a big Friday and Saturday for one person with a few spare, or a nightly round for a group of three or four. Anything you don't get through keeps for months and comes home with you.
How many standard drinks is a pouch?
Between 0.9 and 1.6 standard drinks depending on the cocktail (8.7–16% ABV), printed on every label — much easier to pace than free-pouring spirits at camp.
Pointing the ute west? Bring the bar with you.
One click for the curated dozen, or build your own camp bar. The Muster Pack includes Express Post — or pick your cocktails above and select Express Post — 2 Day Delivery at checkout for $30. Last orders 4pm Friday 25 September.
18+ only — please drink responsibly. Express delivery timeframes are AusPost's and are not guaranteed to every address; order early if you are travelling from a remote area. Every event and campground sets its own conditions of entry, including alcohol and glass rules; check the current terms for wherever you're heading before you travel — MXTOLOGY cannot speak for any event's rules. Reviews shown were left on individual MXTOLOGY cocktails, not on this pack. MXTOLOGY is an independent brand and is not affiliated with, endorsed by or an official partner of any event.
Long weekend orders close in –
The Muster Pack comes with Express Post included — order now and it's at your door before you pack the car. Twelve bar cocktails, a lanyard, nothing else to buy.
Get the Muster Pack — $159 → No thanks, I'll risk the bottle-shop run