Kitchen Tea Cocktails, Sorted — MXTology
For the mother of the bride hosting the kitchen tea
Spoil her properly. Real cocktails for the kitchen tea — without you stuck in the kitchen making them.
Bar-made Australian cocktails, sealed in a pouch, delivered to your door. Open, close, shake and sip. Nothing to mix, nothing to wash up, and the ladies will talk about it for weeks.
See the two packs ↓You want it to feel special. You also want to sit down.
The kitchen tea is yours. Not the rowdy weekend the young ones are doing later — this is the afternoon with her aunties, your friends, her friends' mums, the neighbours who watched her grow up. You want it lovely. You want something a bit nicer than a bottle of bubbles and a cask of white on the bench.
But you know how it goes: someone asks for a cocktail, you're in the kitchen with a jug and a recipe on your phone, you miss the speeches, and by four o'clock you've served everyone else and haven't had one yourself.
The cocktails come made. You come out of the kitchen.
MXTology cocktails are made in Australia with real spirits by real bartenders, then sealed in a pouch. Each one is a proper cocktail — not a fizzy premix. Chill them, set them in a bowl of ice on the table, and let everyone choose their own.
- Grown-up flavours. Amaretto Whisky Sour, Elderflower Gin Gimlet, Espresso Martini, Fabulous Cosmopolitan, Piña Colada, Tommy's Margarita — something for every taste at the table.
- Nothing to make. Open, close, shake and sip. Ten seconds. No jugs, no shaker, no sticky bench.
- No glassware to hire, wash or break. The pouch is the glass. Lovely on the patio, fine by the pool.
- Looks generous. A table of individual cocktails reads as "she went to the effort" — because you did, just without the afternoon in the kitchen.
- Delivered. Free Express Post anywhere in Australia, regional included.
Two sizes for a kitchen tea
The Kitchen Tea Pack — 20 cocktails
Right for 10 to 15 guests
$249
$12.45 a cocktail · free delivery
One or two each for an afternoon gathering, with a few spare for the aunties who'd like to try the other one.
Order the 20-packThe Big Family Pack — 40 cocktails
Right for 20 to 30 guests · lanyards included
$479
Under $12 a cocktail · free delivery
For the bigger do — both sides of the family, the work friends, the whole street. Comes with eight lanyards the younger ones will fight over.
Order the 40-packPut the date of the kitchen tea in your order notes and we'll dispatch so it lands well ahead of it.
"Are they any good, though?"
Fair question — most "cocktails in a can" aren't. Ours are made with real spirits to bar recipes, which is why a good share of our customers are women who first tried one at a friend's place and rang us the next week to order their own. The Espresso Martini and the Amaretto Whisky Sour are the two that get passed around the table twice.
Common questions
Do they need to be refrigerated?
Chill them before serving, as you would any cocktail. A bowl or bucket of ice on the table keeps them cold and looks the part.
How strong are they?
The same as a cocktail from a bar — one pouch is one drink. They're made for sipping over an afternoon, not knocking back.
Can I get more of one flavour?
Each pack is a mix of six favourites. If your crowd is all Espresso Martini people, say so in the order notes and we'll do what we can.
Do they suit a bridal shower or high tea as well?
Yes — same idea, same pack. Anything where you'd like proper drinks on the table without a bar.
What if someone doesn't drink?
The 60-cocktail weekend pack includes a non-alcoholic Korean pear tonic; for a kitchen tea, a good sparkling water or mocktail alongside works beautifully.
MXTology is an Australian-made premium cocktail. 18+ only. Please enjoy responsibly and share the table. Prices in AUD.
