COLD BREW · REAL CREMA · VODKA · 5.0 STARS
AUSTRALIA'S HIGHEST-RATED ESPRESSO MARTINI.
IN A POUCH.
FOR $14.
Real cold brew. Real crema. The cocktail that orders itself at 10pm.
Real Cold Brew ☕
Real Crema ✨
Dark Chocolate Notes 🍫
AS SEEN ON · Gordon Ramsay's Food Stars Australia
"You've given people their most precious resource back — their time. It's bloody brilliant."
— Gordon Ramsay · Food Stars Australia
Tasting Notes
What happens when you sip.
Full-spectrum cold brew. Not extract. Not flavouring. The actual coffee flavour that makes an Espresso Martini worth ordering.
The roasted cocoa bitterness that good coffee always carries. Smooth vanilla lifts it into dessert territory without ever being sweet.
The shake creates actual crema. Luxurious, velvety, precisely what a bartender produces. The reason this is Australia's highest-rated pouched Espresso Martini.
Inside The Pouch
Five things. Zero shortcuts.
Every ingredient chosen for a reason. Nothing that doesn't earn its place.
48-hour cold extraction. No heat. No bitterness. Pure coffee depth.
The shake emulsifies the crema exactly as a professional espresso machine would.
Chosen to be invisible. The coffee is the star here, not the spirit.
The roasted bitterness that separates an Espresso Martini from a coffee-flavoured cocktail.
Adds the richness and depth that keeps you sipping past midnight.
The Activatable Cocktails™ Ritual
Open. Close. Shake. Sip.
Four steps. No bartender required. Thirty seconds. Every time.
Pop the seal. The pouch naturally expands — pulling in a deep breath of fresh air. This is the step that makes everything that follows possible.
Re-seal. The fresh air is now locked in with the cold brew and vodka. Exactly where a bartender wants the air when they shake.
Shake hard for 5 seconds. The emulsification begins. The crema forms. That velvety crown that separates a great Espresso Martini from a forgettable one.
Into a chilled coupe or rocks glass. No ice needed — it's perfect at room temperature or straight from the fridge. This is the late-night cocktail.
The Honest Comparison
A bar charges $28 for this.
THE LATE-NIGHT STAPLE THAT LASTS LONGER THAN THE PARTY.
Stock the fridge. Never run out.
ALSO IN THE CABINET
You're going to want the rest.
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The Fine Print, Made Friendly
Questions Espresso Martini fans actually ask.
"What makes it Australia's highest-rated?"
Five stars across 40 verified reviews — not a fluke, a track record. The combination of real 48-hour cold-extracted coffee, genuine crema from the Activatable Cocktail™ shake, dark chocolate extract, and Madagascan vanilla creates an Espresso Martini that punches far above any bar serve at a third of the price. Gordon Ramsay called the brand "bloody brilliant" on Food Stars Australia. The ratings are earned.
"Does it have actual coffee in it?"
Yes — 48-hour cold-extracted single-origin concentrate. Not extract. Not flavouring. Real cold brew, brewed slowly at low temperature so none of the bitter compounds develop. Just clean, deep coffee flavour. It's the same technique specialty coffee shops use — it costs more and takes longer, and that's exactly why it tastes better.
"How strong is it?"
10.7% ABV — 1.1 standard drinks per pouch. A proper cocktail strength, not a sweetened mixer. Comparable to what a well-made bar Espresso Martini would sit at. Drink responsibly, enjoy deliberately.
"Does it need ice?"
No. The Espresso Martini is best served chilled but without ice diluting it. Keep it in the fridge and pour straight into a coupe or rocks glass after you shake. If you want it colder, a short stint in the freezer before shaking works perfectly. No ice, no watering down — just the clean, concentrated flavour you paid for.
"What's an Activatable Cocktail™?"
Open the pouch and it expands, pulling in fresh air. Re-seal. Shake for 5 seconds. The pouch design allows proper emulsification — the same physics a bartender's shaker uses — creating real crema on top of your pour. No heat treatment. No preservatives replacing freshness. The patent exists because no one had done it quite like this before. Once you've tried it, you'll understand why.
LAST CALL
The late-night move that never disappoints.
$14 a pouch. Free shipping over $150. Australia's highest-rated Espresso Martini in your fridge by the weekend.
AUD · Per pouch · 1.1 standard drinks · 10.7% ABV
"Bloody brilliant."
— Gordon Ramsay · Food Stars Australia