Pornstar Martini
Australia's most iconic ready-to-drink cocktail — finally in a pouch you can take anywh...
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Australia's most iconic ready-to-drink cocktail — finally in a pouch you can take anywhere.
The Pornstar Martini didn't become the world's best-selling cocktail by accident. It earned it — one burst of ripe passion fruit, one wave of Madagascar vanilla, one sip that makes you close your eyes and think yes, that's exactly what I wanted. Now it's in your hands. No bar tab. No waiting. No compromise.
As featured on Gordon Ramsay's Food Stars Australia. Gordon called it "bloody brilliant." We call it Tuesday.
How the pros pour it
Open. The pouch expands — pulling in a fresh breath of air. Close. Seal it. That air is now locked in with your cocktail. Shake. Like a bartender. The passion fruit livens up. Sip. Pour into a coupe, over ice, or straight from the pouch — no judgement here. Alternate sips with the prosecco side serve to experience the full ritual as the bartender intended.
What's in the pouch
- Premium vodka base
- Real passion fruit purée
- Madagascar vanilla extract
- Fresh citrus (CitrusFresh™ preserved)
- Patented Activatable Cocktails™ pouch with hands-free lanyard
Best served cold. Pairs with a prosecco side serve for the full Pornstar Martini experience.
Ingredients & our process
We build every Pornstar Martini the same way a top bartender would — starting with real passion fruit purée, not flavouring. Premium vodka provides a clean, neutral base that lets the fruit shine. Madagascar vanilla is added for depth and that luxurious mouthfeel that makes the Pornstar Martini unlike anything else in the RTD category.
Our CitrusFresh™ technology preserves the fresh citrus notes without any additives — keeping every sip as bright and vibrant as the day it was made. The patented Activatable Cocktails™ pouch is then sealed, capturing the cocktail at its freshest. When you open it and shake, you're recreating the bartender's shake — activating the emulsion and livening the flavours instantly.
Each pouch is batch-tested before leaving our facility. Only the ones that meet our bartender's standard ship.
Perfect serve & garnish ideas
- Classic: Pour over a large ice cube into a chilled coupe. Add a passion fruit half on the rim. Serve the prosecco shot on the side in a shot glass.
- Festival mode: Shake and sip straight from the pouch using the hands-free lanyard. Keep the prosecco in a separate mini bottle.
- Host flex: Batch into a jug over ice, garnish with fresh passion fruit halves. Your guests will ask where you got the recipe.
Best temperature: Serve cold (4–8°C). Chill in the fridge or add ice directly to a glass.
Why MXTology? (And why not just go to a bar?)
A bar-quality Pornstar Martini in Australia typically costs $22–$28. Our pouched version is $14 — delivered to your door. Same top-shelf ingredients. Same bartender-built recipe. Zero queue. Zero last drinks call.
Our recyclable pouch has a 60% smaller carbon footprint than aluminium cans and 80% less impact than glass. The CitrusFresh™ technology means no preservatives, no heat treatment — just fresh flavour locked in by our patented process.
As Australia's #1 rated pouched ready-to-drink cocktail, the Pornstar Martini is the one that converts even the sceptics. It's why Gordon Ramsay called it "bloody brilliant" on national television — and why our reviews consistently sit at 4.9 stars.
Shipping & stocking up
Ships fast across Australia. Most metro orders arrive in 2–4 business days. Free shipping on orders over $150.
The Pornstar Martini pairs perfectly with the Fabulous AF Cosmo (for a full girls' night) or grab The Whole Gang — all 11 cocktails for $132. That's $22 less than buying singles at RRP, and enough to cover every guest at the table.
"You've given people their most precious resource back — their time. It's bloody brilliant."— Gordon Ramsay · Food Stars Australia










