PASSION FRUIT · VANILLA · VODKA · 4.9 STARS
THE WORLD'S #1 COCKTAIL.
IN A POUCH.
FOR $14.
Real passion fruit purée. Madagascar vanilla. Premium vodka. The cocktail that made the world pay attention — now in your fridge.
Real Passion Fruit 🍋
Madagascar Vanilla 🍦
Real Crema ✨
AS SEEN ON · Gordon Ramsay's Food Stars Australia
"You've given people their most precious resource back — their time. It's bloody brilliant."
— Gordon Ramsay · Food Stars Australia
Tasting Notes
What happens when you sip.
An explosion of tropical passion fruit — bright, exotic, alive. The moment you realise this is different from every other RTD you've had.
Smooth Madagascar vanilla sweeps through, adding the luxurious mouthfeel that makes bartenders nod. Rich. Velvety. Earned.
Alternate sips with a prosecco side serve. The bubbles lift the passion fruit into another dimension. This is the full Pornstar Martini ritual.
Inside The Pouch
Five things. Zero shortcuts.
Every ingredient chosen for a reason. Nothing that doesn't earn its place.
The passion fruit that made the world's best-selling cocktail what it is. Real purée, real flavour.
The same quality vanilla used in Michelin-star kitchens. Adds depth and that unmistakable velvety richness.
Chosen specifically to let the passion fruit lead. No rough edges. Pure canvas.
Fresh citrus locked in at peak brightness. No heat treatment. No additives. Just fresh.
Open, close, shake — the emulsification creates real crema, exactly as a bartender's shaker would.
The Activatable Cocktails™ Ritual
Open. Close. Shake. Sip.
Four steps. No bartender required. Thirty seconds. Every time.
Pop the seal. The pouch naturally expands — pulling in a deep breath of fresh air. This is the step that makes everything that follows possible.
Re-seal. The fresh air is now locked in with the passion fruit and vanilla. Exactly where a bartender wants the air when they shake.
Shake hard for 5 seconds. The emulsification begins. The crema forms. This is your bartender moment.
Into a chilled coupe over a rock of ice. Add a passion fruit half. Chase with prosecco. Or straight from the pouch with the lanyard. Both perfect.
The Honest Comparison
A bar charges $28 for this.
POUR ONE FOR TONIGHT. STOCK THE FRIDGE FOR THE WEEK.
The world's best-selling cocktail gets better when you have more than one.
ALSO IN THE CABINET
You're going to want the rest.
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Real cold brew. Real crema. Australia's highest-rated pouched Espresso Martini.
The margarita bartenders drink on their night off. Altos Blanco. Real agave.
The Fine Print, Made Friendly
Questions Pornstar Martini fans actually ask.
"What's an Activatable Cocktail™?"
Open the pouch and it expands, pulling in fresh air. Re-seal. Shake like a bartender. The activation creates real crema, livens up citrus flavours, and emulsifies exactly like a professional bartender's shake. Our patented pouch locks in freshness fresher than 98% of bars. It's a genuinely different way to experience a cocktail — and once you've tried it, you'll understand why we patented it.
"How strong is it?"
12.7% ABV. 1.3 standard drinks per 130ml pouch. A proper cocktail — not a sweetened mixer. The same strength you'd expect from a bar-made Pornstar Martini.
"Do I need to serve it with prosecco?"
Traditional yes, required no. The pouch is perfect on its own — serve in a coupe over ice with a passion fruit half. But if you want the full Pornstar Martini experience, a shot of prosecco on the side takes it to another level. That's the ritual. That's the moment.
"When will it arrive?"
Ships across Australia. Metro orders typically 2–4 business days. Free shipping on orders over $150. We pack every order with care — your cocktails will arrive exactly as they should.
"What makes it better than other RTD Pornstar Martinis?"
Real passion fruit purée — not flavouring. Madagascar vanilla — not extract. CitrusFresh™ technology that keeps citrus bright without heat treatment. The patented Activatable Cocktail™ pouch that creates real crema when you shake. 4.9 stars from 24 verified Australians. And Gordon Ramsay called it bloody brilliant. The bar for comparison is set.
LAST CALL
Pour one for future-you.
$14 a pouch. Free shipping over $150. The world's best-selling cocktail in your fridge by the weekend.
AUD · Per pouch · 1.3 standard drinks
"Bloody brilliant."
— Gordon Ramsay · Food Stars Australia